Ahhh, the joys I have telling you everything silly that I do. Is it inpirational as promised by the name of my blog? Well, that is up to you...
My Super-Duper Eye Doctor at Uptown Vision in Dallas has my utmost respect and gratitude. As I stated in earlier blogs I have been going there for at least 8 years. Dr. H. was so concerned about my symptoms, he did not even accept payment for that visit in order to rush me to the Premier Retina Specialist in DFW. D.S. got "Kanye West Shutter Shades & Baller Bling" for scheduling surgery on Monday (as opposed to "get yo' bootie to da' hospital Friday") so I could have my Annual Krunk Brunchmas! ......
For those of you that don't know about my Krunk Brunchmas...It is ONE OF the PREMIER events of the year..Why? Because, I spell it differently. I decorate my tree with only things that you can wear and there is always a commemorative glass. This is my social fraternity. You are either invited or you are a guest of a very good friend of mine.
If you are still reading, you may be interested in the topic so I will proceed:
This last weekend the time had come to get a new prescription and new glasses even though I still have the n2o bubble in my eye. Ergo my silly story...
In had been really bummed out that I could only see clearly with my right eye. Not sure when I did this but I put one of my older prescriptions for my left eye in and forgot about it. Two weeks ago, I would not have seen the difference but Saturday I went to the Optometrist convinced that my vision was incredibly better........The examination proved that as well UNTIL he looked into my eye with the "I'm an optometrist and can use bright lights without trying to hypnotize or send you into immediate seizures" registered medical equipment. Apparently, I had a contact lens in. Only God Knows how long it was in there but there was a physical imprint around my Iris considering the existing trauma. Eeww!!!
Until my new glasses arrive I am still confined to my contacts and frequent pain.
It is still kind of funny, though...: -)
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