If this doesn't make you laugh you are probably more mature than me

Have I mentioned that I absolutely love Laffy Taffy (mostly for the jokes and not the cavities)?

I have selected a few jokes from this morning's poor breakfast choice.  There was a big bag of candy on the conference table for our morning sales meeting and I couldn't resist. Besides, my bagels had gone stale over the weekend.

Q: What do you call a cow with a twitch?

A: Beef Jerky.

Q: What is the best way to keep the water from running?

A: Don't pay the bill.

My all-time favorite Laffy Taffy Joke is....

Q:  Why don't lobsters share?

A:  Because they are Shellfish.